Day 1

We were a signature-away from giving away our souls! We had to, in order:

• google search the land owner
  
• look up tax information to find the owner
• google search where to pay rent
• figure out how much rent would be
• make two checks for 2195.00
• live in a house with a kitchen and no table
• use a kitchen that barely qualifies as such
• get advise from a lawyer
• Request 15 changes to the lease
• Get 1 request change
• Not sign lease. Move on!

Raquel thinks if we had a child; that child would belong to the landlord.